Page 22 - Msingi Afrika Magazine Issue 23
P. 22

Community



          have been motivated by the         pick out the lesson in every       Here is where I am driving at

          smell of the food scraps he        event, thoughts were flying        with this story
          knew we had reserved for the       through my head in a thousand
          dogs.                              directions.                        The African Union was

                                                                                recently invited to join the
          By this time, Picky also           My wife witnessed the bizarre      UN Security Council as a
          had come to the gate and           incident, and we started           permanent member. When I
          was standing there, staring        discussing it. Then, at that       heard the news, I was like:
          at me, obviously waiting           moment, I remembered that          First, this is nothing but

          for something to drop. So,         she had asked me earlier in        another bloodless proxy war
          I opened the gate to let him       the day or the day before what     between the West and BRICS.
          in, ensuring Dude did not          people mean when they say,         Africa at that UN table will be

          get through. Picky got in and      “If you want something, go         a pawn...AGAIN.
          fearfully started to eat. So, I    get it”. So, I told her, “You see
          closed the gate to allow him to    what just happened with the        Why was the African Union
          continue without Dude coming       dogs; that’s what it means to      never invited to join the UN
          to start a fight.                  go get it”. At that moment, the    Security Council in all these

                                             dog scenario was the perfect       years of complaining? Then,
          Seeing me close the gate           answer to her question. We         the moment BRICS started to
          seemed to make some kind           talked a bit more, and the dog     take shape, with more African

          of hell break loose in Picky’s     story ended.                       nations gearing towards
          mind. He stopped eating,                                              joining, the UN invited them...
          and all he wanted at that          Lessons learnt                     Talk about taking the goose
          moment was to get out of                                              that lays the golden egg for
          the compound. He dashed            I cannot tell you how much         granted.

          frantically everywhere, looking    sense that Dude and Picky
          for a way out. I tried bringing    event made to me. But one          Second, in my head, I am
          the bowl of food closer to him,    thing stood out: even though I     thinking, what will the role

          but Picky was not having it.       do not like or appreciate greed    of the AU be at that table if
          He just wanted to get out of       or doing just about anything to    it has been so powerless in
          the compound. Seeing that he       get what you want, especially      the affairs of the continent of
          wouldn’t settle down, I opened     if it hurts others. I realized     Africa that African leaders talk
          the gate to let him out and then   that, in this warped global        shamelessly about it? I thought

          took the bowl of food outside      system that rules the world,       charity should begin at home.
          and gave it to Dude. In one        there are no free tables, and if
          second, Dude was done with         you want something, you have       For many years, African

          the entire bowl.                   to go and get it... against all    leaders have gone to their
          I stood there watching all this    odds.                              annual UN summits,
          happen, and because I love to                                         making the same complaints



        22        |   we tell the true afrikan story
   17   18   19   20   21   22   23   24   25   26   27